4/24/09

Still H*O*R*N*Y

In d present condition i am.
i couldn't help but scroll through my phone book.
thinking of who could be my booty call if things got too bad.
and then i remembered.
oh my weepy baby.
from when i met him some years ago.
the only problem i had with him was the fact that he could outcry me.
d first day we met: he cried
d first day we kissed:he wailed
d first day he climaxed:he sobbed
any thing apart from that he had my pass mark.

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The location is just convenient.

as he stays in my neighborhood.
its not as if he is charismatic.
or that i can take him home.
but he could suck a storm up.
and after i had tutored him.
he doesn't kiss so much with his saliva.
i knew if it got too bad, i could always count on him.
to give me anyway i wanted.
cos he has a listening ear.
and a fondness for doing it the way i wanted.

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So i picked my phone.

fortunately his numbers were still there.
i mashed the green button down.
and it almost became a video call.
i cautioned my voice.
you must not sound horny.
hello. he said.
and this judas down there.
went into over drive.
i mean gear1 straight to 5.
hi. nee.
how are you doing?
i said.
Oh baby. he replied.
have been good.
but you were wrong not to call me back.

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**FLASHBACK**



I remembered d last time i called.

i hid my number.
he said he was in church(my weepy brother in the lord)
but i didn't call him back cos i didn't feel horny.

**BACK TO PRESENT**


Jo ma binu. i said.

but you sef no try.y do u always lose my number.
bla bla bla bla..his usual pathetic story.
while my credit burnt away.
ok,ok,ok,ok
long and short.

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So when next are you going to be around.i asked.

I will check you up tomorrow.
and my judas screamed for joy.
i wonder if getting a head is not going to ruin my celibacy.
OR IS IT?.
I should be able to give him one too.
SHOULDN'T I?.
but then he went into a realm i dint expect.
Parrot, u know i love you.


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***SILENCE**


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Parrot!

Hello!
Parrot!


***SHIT***



Even judas kept quiet.

cos it knows i don't like the "L" word.
Lust i can take.
but Love,most definitely not.

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Hello hello.

look nee. call me back later.
something just came up.
i couldn't get off the phone fast enough.

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P.S- was that too long?


P.S.S- malaria actually doesn't erase lust.

P.S.S.S- and Happy easter gone.


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