9/25/08

Plain Gals Talk...


A normal yahoo chat conversation between two friends ##### and $$$$$..At least it started out normal and went crazy from there..If you are have been reading my blog you can feel in some gaps...I have done my best not to touch anything except edit the names involved..
WARNING: The conversation you are about to read contains some dirty and plain language..if you are below 16, am sorry..but you have to grow up sometime...
Thursday, April 17,2008
YAHOO MESSENGER

$$$$$: bebe
#####: oti o
#####: tani mori yi
#####: $$$$$$$
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: how far now
$$$$$: whats going on
#####: mo wa
#####: kilonsele
$$$$$: ko si oh
$$$$$: school is just really stressful
#####: pele
$$$$$: ko easy
#####: u wey u suppose dey serve with us now
#####: boya zamfara lo ba wa
$$$$$: lai lai
$$$$$: coming from outside nigeria, you get to choose where u want to serve
#####: ahhh
#####: even den
#####: ur eye go still see for camp
$$$$$: ehn den i will choose lag
$$$$$: am not an aje butter now, i'll hustle
$$$$$: hussle
#####: lag sef
#####: wel lag camp na soso enjoyment
$$$$$: for real
$$$$$: i can't wait to go to camp
$$$$$: so kilon shele
$$$$$: awon bys nko
$$$$$: boys
#####: won wa
#####: i dey find husband now
#####: not boyfriend
$$$$$: oga oh
$$$$$: God would help you with ur mission
#####: u nko
#####: al d guys wey correct dat i meet
$$$$$: nothing dey happen
#####: if not ibo den muslim
#####: and i cnt marry muslim
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: na wa oh
#####: bt to leave dat guy hard
#####: just too caring
$$$$$: well me am not even looking for common boyfriend
#####: wat are u lukin for
#####: LOVER
$$$$$: nothing
#####: lol
$$$$$: at all oh
#####: mehn all that relationship thing is stress
#####: too much
#####: me wey i no even like to dey hang wit boy for longa dan 2hrs
#####: dem dey tire
#####: me
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: abi oh
$$$$$: there arent any good boys for my side sef
$$$$$: so i am not too worried
#####: wel chill
#####: beta boys dey naija
$$$$$: so i hear
#####: at least dem still get sense
#####: not like al dos jand boys tryn to ayaj as many pussies as dey can
#####: bone guy for dere oh
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: wo na them sabi abeg
$$$$$: so who do u know that is our mate that is getting married, cos thats the in thing now
#####: well
#####: i dunt know
#####: dem get boyf sef wey u dey talk marriage
#####: maybe y****** is close sha
#####: dat o**** wey just deu fool herself
$$$$$: oh yea was even chatting with e**** yesterday
$$$$$: please who is she with
#####: and did u hear wedding bells ring
$$$$$: still that same t**** girl
#####: still fooling herself ova dat t****
$$$$$: no at all oh, e**** wey dey come do masters for sept
#####: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
$$$$$: wot
#####: mi o mo oh
#####: bt dey are still strong sha
$$$$$: yea they are
$$$$$: well i think its still coded am not sure,but he told me he is coming in sept
#####: okkkkkkkkkkk
$$$$$: so any gist whats happening for ur side
#####: nuttin much
#####: i just lay low for my side
#####: i dey teach english,lit n computer
#####: dey neva see omowe b4
#####: dem wan kill me
$$$$$: lol..na wa oh. for which village be this
#####: ikenne.;ilu awolowo
#####: in ogun
$$$$$: seen
#####: bawo now
#####: o******* nko
$$$$$: him dey oh
$$$$$: still saw him last weekend
#####: oh good
#####: i believe dat afro has gone to rest
$$$$$: it has not oh..its even worse sef
#####: ahhhhh
#####: but at least he shaves his beard
$$$$$: ojebi
$$$$$: y****** a***** nko?
$$$$$: do u see her often
#####: nope
#####: av not seen her in like 4yrs
$$$$$: are u for real
#####: yes i am
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: t*** v****** nko...o ti pe ti mo ti gburo e
#####: o wambe
#####: awon ti ife
$$$$$: abi oh
$$$$$: can't wait to see you guys this year and u better have my time this time around
#####: o gal
#####: am waiting for u
#####: na me n u go rock lagos
$$$$$: na so oh
#####: infact i don even get guy for u sef lol
$$$$$: lol..who is this guy ih
$$$$$: i hope he is fine
#####: emi awa fun e ni ugly guy
#####: laiye laiye
$$$$$: mo gbo e oh
#####: gbaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
$$$$$: there is this guy am talking to right now although am not ready for a relationship but within the next few months, something might just happen.
$$$$$: so i might have a boyfriend by then
#####: hmmm
#####: ko da ise oluwa duro
$$$$$: ise esu
#####: ni emi abi
$$$$$: wasup
#####: nibo lo wa
#####: anyway u are always talkin to a guy and den
$$$$$: library
#####: i hear nuttin
#####: shey kin fun ni oko ni london
$$$$$: u are not serious
$$$$$: oko wo lo fe fumi ni london
#####: aahhh
#####: ma try mi oh
#####: shey kin fix e bai bai
$$$$$: ehn now
$$$$$: no wahala
#####: ok oh
$$$$$: no one razz bobo oh
#####: what INSULT
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: oya sorry
#####: hmm
$$$$$: wot
#####: mi n razz bobos don part since 2004
$$$$$: ture oh wetin happen to dat bobo dat used to come and sit in ur room in queens hal all the time
#####: cnt remember any bobo frm 100l
#####: light guy like dis abi
$$$$$: yes
#####: ahh
#####: dat guy cn suck breast
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
#####: seriously
#####: dat was al he did
#####: kiss kiss n suck suc
#####: he wasnt al dat gud wit d kisses bt he will just latch on to my tiny booby de
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: thats too funny
#####: seriously
#####: no one knew wat i was goin thru
$$$$$: what were u going thru oh
#####: it was heaven on earth
#####: and den
#####: tryin
#####: to keep
#####: urself frm havn sex
#####: it was crazy
$$$$$: and have u managed to fall into the whole sex thing now
#####: lol
#####: dats a tricky question
$$$$$: why
$$$$$: u are a v sturvs or not..simple question
#####: why are u so desperate to know
#####: i have a phobia for sex
#####: and an eye for good foreplay
$$$$$: why do u have a phobia for sex
$$$$$: lol
#####: my first boyf dat attempted to enter had a curved dick and dint manage to enter well,inspite of his so called verbal experience
#####: it was painful bt he dint manage to do it
#####: we were att it for hours
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lmao
$$$$$: na wa oh...werent u turned off at some point,being at it for hours is a helluva long time
#####: at first i was wet
#####: den super dry
#####: for months afta dat
#####: i cldnt get turned on
$$$$$: lol
#####: i broke up with him afta dat
#####: he still wants us to get back
$$$$$: eya poor guy
#####: he wants to finish d butchering
$$$$$: o no one has taken over from where he left off
#####: but i dnt tink he cn ever turn me on again
#####: oh gal
$$$$$: lol
#####: d ting just hard me oh
#####: and my body dey find am but to clear dat tin
#####: na wahala
$$$$$: i dont get..now am lost
#####: ode ni e ni
$$$$$: lol
#####: d flesh is weak but am scared
$$$$$: when u are speaking pidgin and am trying hard to dechiper
#####: i asked a doctor if i cld clear it medically
$$$$$: well then u dont have problems
#####: abi obo ni e ni
#####: wen did pidgin bcum hard
$$$$$: lol..
$$$$$: am sure its about getting the guy that turns u on big time
#####: super big time
#####: wit a straight n smalldick
$$$$$: i know the right person
#####: u will inaki
$$$$$: huh
#####: who?
#####: i tink u saw d small part
$$$$$: dont worry let december come
#####: lol
#####: ok so i shld kip in mind dat december am goin to have sex.lol
$$$$$: yes keep in mind
$$$$$: good sex for that matter
#####: personal experience?
$$$$$: he is my friend, he lives in jand and is always in naija for xmas as well so dont worry i'll hook u up but there are no strings attached
#####: lol
$$$$$: no catching of feelings
#####: i go run frm u december
#####: blieve me
$$$$$: kilode
#####: i swear if u breathe dat am a virgin to any1
#####: ill kill u
#####: nt even to t***
#####: ma pa eh
$$$$$: well i still am so its not a big deal
$$$$$: the whole sex thing doesnt trip me
#####: jo
#####: if u hear me speak here
#####: ull undastand
#####: as far as am concerned am d baddest
$$$$$: trust me i dont think so
$$$$$: when it comes to quaves...yea i love it but one minute am all excited and the next i want to sleep
#####: lol
#####: sleep
#####: sleep sef small,
#####: u neva claim malaria b4
$$$$$: lol..how
#####: my boyf is ingenious
#####: he has found ways to satisfy himself
#####: he is always coming and i wonder if he is not a fan of premature ejaculatn
#####: anytin i do he ll oh mi god oh migod
$$$$$: i love being quaved but when it comes to me quaving the guy, i back out. once my excitment has died down, thats it for the guy oh
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
#####: stingy
#####: ko da ko da
#####: sanu ori
#####: abi sanu d***
$$$$$: i know but its too bad
$$$$$: i bet he can find other ways to satisfy himself when am gone
#####: lol
#####: like wat
#####: hand skidding
$$$$$: wanking
$$$$$: lol
#####: ahahahaa
#####: lol
#####: lol
#####: wankin with mojo
#####: lol
#####: guys dey always have dat ting
$$$$$: i dont know
#####: on phone unda d rug
#####: in d kitchen
$$$$$: whatever thats his own problem
#####: dey are all sex perverts
$$$$$: there was some guy i quaved and he didnt come and then he was like oh that he'll satisfy himself
#####: no he didnt
#####: bastard
$$$$$: and then i was like how..he said well he'll just do the hand job himself
$$$$$: and i said ok, i'll like to watch
$$$$$: it was quite disgusting,i almost threw up.
$$$$$: lying there and a guy making all those noises just by touching himself????
$$$$$: that sucks
#####: $$$$$ am dead
$$$$$: y?
#####: am embarrassing myself in d cafe
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: how
#####: no be wetin u want see be dat
#####: d guy is an idiot
$$$$$: nah i don't think i'll want to again
$$$$$: i was quite upset
#####: is his hand betadan urs
#####: y did u want to see in d first place
#####: eeewwwwwwwwwww
$$$$$: curiousity
#####: did he come on his own hand
$$$$$: i didnt watch that part oh
$$$$$: where else did he want to come..on my body?
#####: maybe on ur breast
#####: lollllllllllllll
$$$$$: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#####: lol
#####: or on ur face
$$$$$: please
$$$$$: am getting sick
#####: nw u licking it n al dat will get him off again
#####: lol
#####: it ll make u fresh lol
$$$$$: abeg jo
$$$$$: for me once am satisfied thats it.i dont care about the guy
$$$$$: sometimes i feel bad but then once am turned off i find it difficult to even touch the guy
#####: oh gal evendat satisfaction dos nt cum easily
#####: its like am in a race i have to get dere b4 him
#####: cos once he is dere dey bcum useless
$$$$$: true
#####: and d tin bcums extr tiny
#####: bt den wen i get dere he cn do anytin
#####: at times he is even d one holding my hand
#####: he brings d cream and al dat cos my heart is neva in it
$$$$$: why?
$$$$$: lol
#####: why wat?
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: does he hold ur hand?
#####: yeah cos he wa nts it faster and my wrist wld av been paining me
#####: his eyes will be closed and i ll jst be staring at d ceiling or rolling my eyeballs or just rubbin his head
#####: d day i discoverd his balls i tink d session bcame shorter
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: thats too funny
$$$$$: poor boy
#####: yeah yeah
#####: dnt pity him oh
$$$$$: why now
#####: u are nt dere when in d morning or afta drinkin it takes him like an hour to get off
#####: ibo dem hard pass yoruba
$$$$$: i no sabi
#####: ahh in d morning d guy will wake me up with bad erection
#####: lookin at me with pleading eyes
#####: cos he knows i like my sleep
$$$$$: lol
#####: blieve me
#####: ti 7 ko ba knack
#####: d guy neva rest
#####: i like bt wen we start havin sex is it d way he is thrusting into my hand dat he will enter mi
#####: o ma pa mi
$$$$$: the last guy for me he said his dick was hard all through the night and woke me up in the middle of the night
$$$$$: i wanted to slap him
#####: its u nah
$$$$$: brb

She came back but there had been enough time to get back to cleaner sturvs...

9/23/08

hmmph

I know I said I like it small but not that small..not pint size..hmmpffhh

9/9/08

Naija Muziqcians

Am not too much a big fan of music,but since i love to dance and am a good dancer at that{check me out this friday} :its always important for me to keep abreast of the music industry. Recently, I have actually been buying instead of pilfering other people's cd's...and I just want to mention a few here..These are albums released in the past one year..new names and old ones..groups and solos...


STYL PLUS- someone told me their new album wasn't worth it, but I always like to have my own opinion so I got my copy yesterday and endeavoured to listen to it..I have not stopped since then..Apart from my HUSTLE DVD..thats my best buy this week..I have a bad habit of picking a favourite song and actually neglecting the ones after it..so I have only actually stopped at track 6.. 'Four years', 'if you go', 'Mi o ba e sere mo' and 'I no wan trouble' are nice but my best is still 'Beautiful ladies'..The album may not be as catchy as the last one but it is cool for the suave.


ROOFTOPMCs-not my best of naija duos but "SILENCE" is just my flavour..."razz"..Lagi mo feat Cobhams is good music to my ear and I honestly must say Cobhams eyes would just have been an accessory..he is awesome.Which brings me to "Miss Jailer"

ASA- nobody needs to tell you she is doing well..I don't know which got more popularity between her album and Alapomeji's..but I must commend her for packing an album full of tight music..she doesnt just entertain like most of our so called musicians..ASA MAKES GOOD MUSIC...settled in France, she seems to me more like an International star with Nigerian roots and she needs no cannabis to give me the crazy look I love..All her tracks are engraved in my skull but "AWE" is just my best..360 and Subway also great for me..My brother is still single oh incase..



9ice- I am going for a "night with 9ice" even if I am grounded for a year..thats to show what is reigning..Since he has gone and married..I won't want to wax sentimental but what he lacks in look to me he makes for in local n razzy..I have a friend who can't function without listening to 9ice first thing in the morning..just as coffee is to some so is 9ice to Kemizole...


LARA GEORGE- I actually bought this album thinking she was the one that did "Heritage" but the album grew on me after some repeated playing (to justify my 150)..my best track is "Forever in my heart" remix ft Cobhams Asuquo...and that song does get to me..The other songs are just there..


IKECHUKWU-Is he still with Storms Record or is he now with Mo Hits cos their parole have really entered each other..he shows up in their videos(and almost every other artist's)..wine am well is ok(and dat lady did whine oh)..he is not exactly the best rap artist but his rhymes are ok even though his lyrics are not dat deep..just peripheral and its all about the kokolets..his videos though are becoming more of a Mo Hits affair and am not very comfortable with that.


NAETO C-What is his P? I don't know what the fuss is about him but he doesn't really click with me..By the way is he Ikechukwu's brother? They share the same head structure.



BANKY W- of the Wellington boots..y didn't they let him sing Ebutte Metta at this day festival,maybe Rhianna would have acknowles82ldged his remix..The whole album doesn't really appeal to me and seems to me he may be trying to lean on the fineboy singing R n B thingy(he reminds me of Craig David,who is much better though) and that is cliche..


N:B- On a totally unrelated note,am I the only one who has noticed the heartfelt look of love on Peter or is it Paul's face in The Video"Ifunanya"..the one with the white durag on that was twisting with the girl..I heard one of them is dating the girl..i dont know whether its true oh but with their cute faces, Physique and wallet I wish it was me.To Be Continued**********

Three Things I saw Today

1. A young man walking in front of me on the overhead bridge, was wearing a white t-shirt, jean and slippers..you will ask whats special but under the white t-shirt was a white-turned-brown-singlet that was showing under..he was sagging his jeans so i could see his black boxer and he had no belt on the equally dirty jean, so he was busy trying to grab his crotch from the front to keep the jean on..while also walking in a swagger meant to impress..and I pondered to myself..what's all the sagging craze about?..its an act of irresponsibility..what if its a girl's pant showing that way..they will call her a bitch won't they?Why should a man's singlet and boxers(in essence,underwear) be showing under his ohter clothings and to think that's what three-quarter of our men think is fashion now..

2.On my way to magodo, a lady of my age drove past me, she had dreadlocks..the small ones i once had before, she actually looked like me and for once i saw someone who had a little bit of resemblance to me..by the time I got to magodo, she drove past me again...you will be thinking what's the moral of the story.."She was Driving a Hummer Jeep!!!"..lol..Maybe thats why I saw a resemblance.

3.Well the day is not over yet.......................

UPDATE ON DEXTER*

Dexter* has not called since my birthday but he has been sending my cousins to me to tell me he misses me..and na all of una sabi..Dexter* is just a friend oh he is just a friend...

9/3/08

Old Thots on Service Year


This is one of the rare nights,when we are gifted with light where I am doing my youth service.Phcn is a small god here and you do not waste whatever time they have decided to give you light.Here I am,having ironed all i could possibly iron;my phone is charged to the brim and i even removed the battery and put it back so that it could fill any small space left in the battery.At times we go three days without light,often times,a week. Due to this,i have not been able to spend a weekend in town.I always plan to do but when its friday,i just pack a bag and find somewhere to go.Am glad for the light tonite,its the first time this month that i would be using my fan,laptop,iron and blogging from home.

MY NYSC EXPERIENCE SO FAR

What exactly is Youth Service all about?After struggling through so many lectures,cranky and overbearing lecturers;you make me go to a camp,where the soldiers take delight in visiting the sins of their leaders on us.They claim it is a paramilitary training.Is Nigeria going to war?Are all able youths been recruited?Why don't they carry those idle miscreants or AREA boys and take them for paramilitary training?why is it those of us that have spent years waiting to start a job and fend for ourselves that get to waste a whole year? You would even think they would take good care of us..nope..in camp we lived in terrible conditions.A secondary school hastily turned to camp was our lodging(Only God knows where they packed the students to for the three weeks).We were regularly attacked in the female hostel by the indigenes,especially after we had been paid allowances.By allowance,i mean bicycle allowance and all those measly allowances.I dint even deign it fit to go the dinning,but those who ate camp food rarely had anything good to say.Either the stew was wack or the bread small or the rice clumpy..it was always one bad meal after the other. The training was fun initially,i mean i marched back in my secondary school days,am a sportswoman..i jog,play lawn tennis and volleyball;as a matter of fact i singlehandedly played all my platoon games,until i fell ill and they lost.Training got sour around the second week when it seemed we were always been punished for one thing or the other,especially when the (handsome)commandant felt like.I had all sort of sicknesses in the second week so it became easy for me to escape the drills.I had malaria,nasal infection,i couldnt go to the toilet(which wasn't a toilet per say,but the bush);i began to dread the sound of the bingle,bungle or whatever they call it that they blow to wake us up:lets just say it was a terrible time. The nights were easier as a lot of my school mates were in the same camp with me..I had plenty of my friends too;Eni Ife,Damilola,Tbells,Femi..i made new friends..Wasted,Bugzy,T.P and a host of people and hanging out at the mammy market was fun;I could equate it to being at Reloaded or any other club..We had the guiness stand where we got all our drinks..since the water there had a horrible taste,coke became water,smirnoff was doing the work of coke..most of us developed a higher alchohol tolerance cos there was nothing else to take.The dj was not too good,i think he only had about 2 or 3 cds;but Timaya had just released his album and we didnt mind hearing it over and over. My platoon leader was 'Action'. A short but very agile soldier.His assistant Oga Bello,is what i would refer to as Babyface Aboki.He pronounced his f as p and the guy who dared to correct spent a good while in the guard room.I enjoyed my platoon cos it was just fun and we really never did so much.I was nicknamed Jamaica,immediately i joined because of my dreadlocks.The first person i met in my platoon was Shamishu,short for Shamshudeen i guess.He was a naughty nuisance,he used to send a boy out to buy him six cans of heineken everyday,he smoked much and struck me as a "rich yaro".He had a friend Yusuf,that was so tall and had long feet,he definately did not get his size in the jungle boots.One of my room mates really like him but she found out that Yusuf had started marriage rites before coming to camp;with that long feet,i pity the girl who gets him(if you know what i mean). All in all,camp was fun and i really felt bad and empty the day we all left because i had come across a lot of people with different backgrounds,upbringing,beliefs and behaviours. I had made friends and of course pissed off some people.I had a chubby toaster,who chained smoke, that dogged my footsteps around camp.i had a wonderful guy that supported me from home and gave me a wonderful surprise even when i was in camp.I moved closer to my friends.I was almost too popular cos of my hairdo,even though i wanted to lay low.I finished all my man'o'war tasks and walked to and fro during endurance trek(my feet can still tell the tale).It is,despite all odds;an experience i won't mind repeating again.Corper Wi oh

9/2/08

Dexter*

Dexter* the Emperor Musabo of Qua'anpan(pronounced Kwanpan); where he is doing his Service is 5feet sumtin tall and I met him on my way back to Lagos from Akure. His most prominent feature is perhaps his afro and then of course his brash personality.He is fun to be around and has a bottomless well of humor. Another feature I can't seem to get past is his Lower lip(Think Angelina jolie's but a bit plumper):not that have sampled it ohhhhhh..Anyways, we spent two days or so together at my cousin's home..He is my cousin's friend...Been with Dexter is just like been in "a nite of thousand laughs": Fun all the way..the first day, it was as if I had met him since 24yrs ago.We talked and talked and talked and it was awesome..That night when I went to bed(Yes i did & alone),I began to feel the first stirrings of attraction.It has really been a long while since I particularly felt close or chatty with anyone.The guys have being meeting are either boring, irritating or compulsively attentive. Dexter is none of the above. When he first entered the car, he had a bottle of Eva filled with an odd concotion and he claimed it was sepe, opa eyin and all those other things;I later discovered that it was Two bottles of Malta Guiness and a bottle of coke and fanta. In my mind, I thought what a nincompoop..Now that nincompoop, is a friend who is sensitive, touchy and heartwarmingly charming..I knew he was supposed to leave after a night but he stayed for another day..today he has had his bath and was on his way out of the door, when I told him I was going to miss him and if he stayed another day I will dedicate a page to him on my blog..well he is behind me now trying to read my blog now. Anyway, you never know where you can make a good friend so always give everyone a chance to be themselves or express themselves..I have been extremely nasty and rude in the past but I have come to realise that for me to have friends who still care about me despite all my shortcomings;I also deserve to give people a chance to be themselves and you never know what personality you might like..forget all those sanguine personlity and things.
Dexter*-not real name.

Me and Dem

Am not a particularly romantic person, so am always impressed with myself when I manage to do something that actually passes for romantic or sexy. My friends can vouch for that. I am a grouch when it comes to love n stuff and am not particular comfortable with romantic gestures or emotional thingys..I prefer straightforward, lets get down to business and what exactly are we doing kind of approach to relationship. My only actual problem is that I succumb easily to good music, I don't mean the hip hop, rap or reggae genre..i mean slow-love songs. Whenever I hear one, I always feel like "having someone" and I am saying that in the most christian sense.
Back to my point, truly opposites attract abi what did I do to attract the exact type of men, I will rather avoid? The weepy, clingy and possesive type. Personally, I don't mind if my man does not call me more than once a day-if he is away or we are not together..and a 2-3min call should do, but I had to get the one who can talk for over 2 hours..without even taking a sip of water. Opinionated people generally have a lot to say..A hug or two is ok (if we haven't seen in days) but when it becomes protracted especially in a public place, I take it that it means am really looking good and people are eyeing me and wondering what am doing with you..but clinging shows you probably have low confidence and you are thinking she just might leave if you don't latch on..
A dear N unsuccessful toaster once asked me if I could kiss my boyfriend in public..I said yes..infact I have been known to give a peck or two but only if it came with the flow or if I was in the mood..but if it not...nope..some guys ask for a kiss in public..kilode..did they just notice you had lips or your lip gloss may be strawberry flavoured..I know some ladies may not agree with me on this point but personally I dislike public show of affection..i don't do it and i don't like to see it..it makes think the girl is feeling insecure or handing out hands-off warnings to other ladies around..it can be an ugly thing..
And the weepy oh the weepy..who brought that calamity upon me?..me, myself and I..my snappy, unloving, uncaring, unromantic self..everything makes him cry..Maybe its a medical defect..maybe i should refer his case to GREY'S ANATOMY. I don't want to dwell on this cos it makes me "eew".. On a cheerful note, I came across this joke and thought to share oh..i stored it somewhere but I can't seem to find it..O dabo..
N:B- please note that all these are my own personal opinions and preferences..if u no c am dat wa, na ur own b dat..