9/25/08

Plain Gals Talk...


A normal yahoo chat conversation between two friends ##### and $$$$$..At least it started out normal and went crazy from there..If you are have been reading my blog you can feel in some gaps...I have done my best not to touch anything except edit the names involved..
WARNING: The conversation you are about to read contains some dirty and plain language..if you are below 16, am sorry..but you have to grow up sometime...
Thursday, April 17,2008
YAHOO MESSENGER

$$$$$: bebe
#####: oti o
#####: tani mori yi
#####: $$$$$$$
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: how far now
$$$$$: whats going on
#####: mo wa
#####: kilonsele
$$$$$: ko si oh
$$$$$: school is just really stressful
#####: pele
$$$$$: ko easy
#####: u wey u suppose dey serve with us now
#####: boya zamfara lo ba wa
$$$$$: lai lai
$$$$$: coming from outside nigeria, you get to choose where u want to serve
#####: ahhh
#####: even den
#####: ur eye go still see for camp
$$$$$: ehn den i will choose lag
$$$$$: am not an aje butter now, i'll hustle
$$$$$: hussle
#####: lag sef
#####: wel lag camp na soso enjoyment
$$$$$: for real
$$$$$: i can't wait to go to camp
$$$$$: so kilon shele
$$$$$: awon bys nko
$$$$$: boys
#####: won wa
#####: i dey find husband now
#####: not boyfriend
$$$$$: oga oh
$$$$$: God would help you with ur mission
#####: u nko
#####: al d guys wey correct dat i meet
$$$$$: nothing dey happen
#####: if not ibo den muslim
#####: and i cnt marry muslim
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: na wa oh
#####: bt to leave dat guy hard
#####: just too caring
$$$$$: well me am not even looking for common boyfriend
#####: wat are u lukin for
#####: LOVER
$$$$$: nothing
#####: lol
$$$$$: at all oh
#####: mehn all that relationship thing is stress
#####: too much
#####: me wey i no even like to dey hang wit boy for longa dan 2hrs
#####: dem dey tire
#####: me
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: abi oh
$$$$$: there arent any good boys for my side sef
$$$$$: so i am not too worried
#####: wel chill
#####: beta boys dey naija
$$$$$: so i hear
#####: at least dem still get sense
#####: not like al dos jand boys tryn to ayaj as many pussies as dey can
#####: bone guy for dere oh
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: wo na them sabi abeg
$$$$$: so who do u know that is our mate that is getting married, cos thats the in thing now
#####: well
#####: i dunt know
#####: dem get boyf sef wey u dey talk marriage
#####: maybe y****** is close sha
#####: dat o**** wey just deu fool herself
$$$$$: oh yea was even chatting with e**** yesterday
$$$$$: please who is she with
#####: and did u hear wedding bells ring
$$$$$: still that same t**** girl
#####: still fooling herself ova dat t****
$$$$$: no at all oh, e**** wey dey come do masters for sept
#####: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
$$$$$: wot
#####: mi o mo oh
#####: bt dey are still strong sha
$$$$$: yea they are
$$$$$: well i think its still coded am not sure,but he told me he is coming in sept
#####: okkkkkkkkkkk
$$$$$: so any gist whats happening for ur side
#####: nuttin much
#####: i just lay low for my side
#####: i dey teach english,lit n computer
#####: dey neva see omowe b4
#####: dem wan kill me
$$$$$: lol..na wa oh. for which village be this
#####: ikenne.;ilu awolowo
#####: in ogun
$$$$$: seen
#####: bawo now
#####: o******* nko
$$$$$: him dey oh
$$$$$: still saw him last weekend
#####: oh good
#####: i believe dat afro has gone to rest
$$$$$: it has not oh..its even worse sef
#####: ahhhhh
#####: but at least he shaves his beard
$$$$$: ojebi
$$$$$: y****** a***** nko?
$$$$$: do u see her often
#####: nope
#####: av not seen her in like 4yrs
$$$$$: are u for real
#####: yes i am
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: t*** v****** nko...o ti pe ti mo ti gburo e
#####: o wambe
#####: awon ti ife
$$$$$: abi oh
$$$$$: can't wait to see you guys this year and u better have my time this time around
#####: o gal
#####: am waiting for u
#####: na me n u go rock lagos
$$$$$: na so oh
#####: infact i don even get guy for u sef lol
$$$$$: lol..who is this guy ih
$$$$$: i hope he is fine
#####: emi awa fun e ni ugly guy
#####: laiye laiye
$$$$$: mo gbo e oh
#####: gbaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
$$$$$: there is this guy am talking to right now although am not ready for a relationship but within the next few months, something might just happen.
$$$$$: so i might have a boyfriend by then
#####: hmmm
#####: ko da ise oluwa duro
$$$$$: ise esu
#####: ni emi abi
$$$$$: wasup
#####: nibo lo wa
#####: anyway u are always talkin to a guy and den
$$$$$: library
#####: i hear nuttin
#####: shey kin fun ni oko ni london
$$$$$: u are not serious
$$$$$: oko wo lo fe fumi ni london
#####: aahhh
#####: ma try mi oh
#####: shey kin fix e bai bai
$$$$$: ehn now
$$$$$: no wahala
#####: ok oh
$$$$$: no one razz bobo oh
#####: what INSULT
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: oya sorry
#####: hmm
$$$$$: wot
#####: mi n razz bobos don part since 2004
$$$$$: ture oh wetin happen to dat bobo dat used to come and sit in ur room in queens hal all the time
#####: cnt remember any bobo frm 100l
#####: light guy like dis abi
$$$$$: yes
#####: ahh
#####: dat guy cn suck breast
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
#####: seriously
#####: dat was al he did
#####: kiss kiss n suck suc
#####: he wasnt al dat gud wit d kisses bt he will just latch on to my tiny booby de
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: thats too funny
#####: seriously
#####: no one knew wat i was goin thru
$$$$$: what were u going thru oh
#####: it was heaven on earth
#####: and den
#####: tryin
#####: to keep
#####: urself frm havn sex
#####: it was crazy
$$$$$: and have u managed to fall into the whole sex thing now
#####: lol
#####: dats a tricky question
$$$$$: why
$$$$$: u are a v sturvs or not..simple question
#####: why are u so desperate to know
#####: i have a phobia for sex
#####: and an eye for good foreplay
$$$$$: why do u have a phobia for sex
$$$$$: lol
#####: my first boyf dat attempted to enter had a curved dick and dint manage to enter well,inspite of his so called verbal experience
#####: it was painful bt he dint manage to do it
#####: we were att it for hours
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lmao
$$$$$: na wa oh...werent u turned off at some point,being at it for hours is a helluva long time
#####: at first i was wet
#####: den super dry
#####: for months afta dat
#####: i cldnt get turned on
$$$$$: lol
#####: i broke up with him afta dat
#####: he still wants us to get back
$$$$$: eya poor guy
#####: he wants to finish d butchering
$$$$$: o no one has taken over from where he left off
#####: but i dnt tink he cn ever turn me on again
#####: oh gal
$$$$$: lol
#####: d ting just hard me oh
#####: and my body dey find am but to clear dat tin
#####: na wahala
$$$$$: i dont get..now am lost
#####: ode ni e ni
$$$$$: lol
#####: d flesh is weak but am scared
$$$$$: when u are speaking pidgin and am trying hard to dechiper
#####: i asked a doctor if i cld clear it medically
$$$$$: well then u dont have problems
#####: abi obo ni e ni
#####: wen did pidgin bcum hard
$$$$$: lol..
$$$$$: am sure its about getting the guy that turns u on big time
#####: super big time
#####: wit a straight n smalldick
$$$$$: i know the right person
#####: u will inaki
$$$$$: huh
#####: who?
#####: i tink u saw d small part
$$$$$: dont worry let december come
#####: lol
#####: ok so i shld kip in mind dat december am goin to have sex.lol
$$$$$: yes keep in mind
$$$$$: good sex for that matter
#####: personal experience?
$$$$$: he is my friend, he lives in jand and is always in naija for xmas as well so dont worry i'll hook u up but there are no strings attached
#####: lol
$$$$$: no catching of feelings
#####: i go run frm u december
#####: blieve me
$$$$$: kilode
#####: i swear if u breathe dat am a virgin to any1
#####: ill kill u
#####: nt even to t***
#####: ma pa eh
$$$$$: well i still am so its not a big deal
$$$$$: the whole sex thing doesnt trip me
#####: jo
#####: if u hear me speak here
#####: ull undastand
#####: as far as am concerned am d baddest
$$$$$: trust me i dont think so
$$$$$: when it comes to quaves...yea i love it but one minute am all excited and the next i want to sleep
#####: lol
#####: sleep
#####: sleep sef small,
#####: u neva claim malaria b4
$$$$$: lol..how
#####: my boyf is ingenious
#####: he has found ways to satisfy himself
#####: he is always coming and i wonder if he is not a fan of premature ejaculatn
#####: anytin i do he ll oh mi god oh migod
$$$$$: i love being quaved but when it comes to me quaving the guy, i back out. once my excitment has died down, thats it for the guy oh
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
#####: stingy
#####: ko da ko da
#####: sanu ori
#####: abi sanu d***
$$$$$: i know but its too bad
$$$$$: i bet he can find other ways to satisfy himself when am gone
#####: lol
#####: like wat
#####: hand skidding
$$$$$: wanking
$$$$$: lol
#####: ahahahaa
#####: lol
#####: lol
#####: wankin with mojo
#####: lol
#####: guys dey always have dat ting
$$$$$: i dont know
#####: on phone unda d rug
#####: in d kitchen
$$$$$: whatever thats his own problem
#####: dey are all sex perverts
$$$$$: there was some guy i quaved and he didnt come and then he was like oh that he'll satisfy himself
#####: no he didnt
#####: bastard
$$$$$: and then i was like how..he said well he'll just do the hand job himself
$$$$$: and i said ok, i'll like to watch
$$$$$: it was quite disgusting,i almost threw up.
$$$$$: lying there and a guy making all those noises just by touching himself????
$$$$$: that sucks
#####: $$$$$ am dead
$$$$$: y?
#####: am embarrassing myself in d cafe
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: how
#####: no be wetin u want see be dat
#####: d guy is an idiot
$$$$$: nah i don't think i'll want to again
$$$$$: i was quite upset
#####: is his hand betadan urs
#####: y did u want to see in d first place
#####: eeewwwwwwwwwww
$$$$$: curiousity
#####: did he come on his own hand
$$$$$: i didnt watch that part oh
$$$$$: where else did he want to come..on my body?
#####: maybe on ur breast
#####: lollllllllllllll
$$$$$: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
#####: lol
#####: or on ur face
$$$$$: please
$$$$$: am getting sick
#####: nw u licking it n al dat will get him off again
#####: lol
#####: it ll make u fresh lol
$$$$$: abeg jo
$$$$$: for me once am satisfied thats it.i dont care about the guy
$$$$$: sometimes i feel bad but then once am turned off i find it difficult to even touch the guy
#####: oh gal evendat satisfaction dos nt cum easily
#####: its like am in a race i have to get dere b4 him
#####: cos once he is dere dey bcum useless
$$$$$: true
#####: and d tin bcums extr tiny
#####: bt den wen i get dere he cn do anytin
#####: at times he is even d one holding my hand
#####: he brings d cream and al dat cos my heart is neva in it
$$$$$: why?
$$$$$: lol
#####: why wat?
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: does he hold ur hand?
#####: yeah cos he wa nts it faster and my wrist wld av been paining me
#####: his eyes will be closed and i ll jst be staring at d ceiling or rolling my eyeballs or just rubbin his head
#####: d day i discoverd his balls i tink d session bcame shorter
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: lol
$$$$$: thats too funny
$$$$$: poor boy
#####: yeah yeah
#####: dnt pity him oh
$$$$$: why now
#####: u are nt dere when in d morning or afta drinkin it takes him like an hour to get off
#####: ibo dem hard pass yoruba
$$$$$: i no sabi
#####: ahh in d morning d guy will wake me up with bad erection
#####: lookin at me with pleading eyes
#####: cos he knows i like my sleep
$$$$$: lol
#####: blieve me
#####: ti 7 ko ba knack
#####: d guy neva rest
#####: i like bt wen we start havin sex is it d way he is thrusting into my hand dat he will enter mi
#####: o ma pa mi
$$$$$: the last guy for me he said his dick was hard all through the night and woke me up in the middle of the night
$$$$$: i wanted to slap him
#####: its u nah
$$$$$: brb

She came back but there had been enough time to get back to cleaner sturvs...

6 comments:

Chari said...

If this is how plain girls talk them am a devil with a red tail and a pitchfork...dammmn....babes are harsh o...well ssha we guys are no better...

Buttercup said...

LMAO!!!

musco said...

kai,is this what u girls talk abt?

i'm thanking my stars!

Parrot said...

@chari-its seriously plain talk..it could have been worse you know
@buttercup-laff on
@musco-you think dem never talk about you before..tink again

musco said...

abeg wetin dem talk when dem talk abt me?
i dey wait o or make we see 4 camera?

Parrot said...

@musco* camera ko webcam ni..i don tell u bah