11/13/08

becoming a woman pt2-my first kiss

Many remember their first kiss with a shiver,feelings of nostalgia or disgust.. I remember mine with a shudder..5 yrs older than me,he shouldnt have taken advantage of my lack of exposure..i was seeking admission into the same school where he was studying medicine..he wasn't even fly or all that well-dressed considering that they were rolling in dough. He took me like a little sister and i saw him as a big brother..if only i had known(sorry this is beginning to sound morbid, but it was that bad). He was the most clueless,least handsome and richest of all the boys that used to roll in my estate(we don leave razz hood by then).
He had one cute mazda like this and we use to roll a little together..there wasn't much to see in town then..just hang a little here and there..drive here and there and den go back home..did i fail to mention that he stayed 3 houses away from me..Anyway we would drive into his house,pack the car and he ll secure the dogs so i could come down..at times i will go in and see a movie or just go home straight..
This fateful day,ti mo nwi, he buzzed me and told me to come over that he had something to discuss about my admission and sturvs..even though he knew naught about how i was handling my admission,i decided to go and hear what he might have to say,afterall he had been there for close to four years..when i got to his place,i chilled in the parlour as usual,(so u won't say wetin i go find for im room)..he came out from the shower i guess cos he had a towel around his neck and he was in his boxer short..which was a pretty normal sight to me,haven grown up with four senior brothers..
He sat next to me and was like "yeah you have to be quick about this admission so that we can be rolling together in school" I was like "Egbon tani mo tun fe roll pelu" meaning "Brother, who else do i want to roll with"..he was now like "fi yen le"(leave all that),je ko ye e pe mo feran e"(understand that i love you" . my mind just went blank with shock,it was as if my uncle or some old man was asking me out.
I guess my mouth snapped open cos the next thing i knew his saliva was all over the place..his tongue was in my mouth and he was practically brushing or should I say flossing my mouth..I had not kissed before so I didnt know what the ideal kiss should be like but I knew this was definitely off.slimey,salivery and tonguey..it lasted for barely 5 seconds before i regained my senses..5 seconds i could have picked a virus up or something..5 seconds any grand illusion of how romantic a first kiss should be was shattered..
I felt violated..
My lips had been disflowered by this ogre and it wasn't even an experience to savor but a nightmare.I was just 16yrs and I had no one to talk to been the only gal and the last child...my female cousin's were a bit of the fire and brimstone type and i didn't see any help coming from there..but they say "when a door closes a window opens"..what opened within that week wasn't just a window..it was a huge gate opening..but thats another part you know..anyhoo i got out of that house as fast as my legs could take me..i did give him another chance to redeem himself in my 2nd year but i realised "his leopard never change skin" it was still a shower and flossing kiss..and me i no fit date person wey no fit kiss so i started avoiding him since then..we still see on the street once in a while but its always 'hello' 'hi'
..but till this day i still shudder at the horror of that kiss.

13 comments:

talesandtallies said...

1st!

talesandtallies said...

eyya... it sounded like a rili horrible kiss. i dunno why in the hell he would use his tongue for a first kiss?to think that you looked up to him as a senior bro

Aphrodite said...

LOL...
I have a better memory of my first kiss. The guy could really kiss and he made me develop my love for the act.

Parrot said...

@talesandtallies
it was horrible..no be say im sound,it was..and dat agbaya thot me a lesson about the big broda type
@aphrodite
I still love to kiss u know,i just don't like the tonguing and flossing part

musco said...

dis sounds very familiar!

why do i always feel i can relate with ur adventures?

we shld do a 'collabo' soon.wot do u think?

Parrot said...

yeah yeah..we need to tell it like how it was and yes its someone you know..uch> dig?

musco said...

let's text-chat soon.we need to work on our collabo!

Buttercup said...

Hahaha! LOL! This really cracked me up!

My 1st kiss wasnt any different..eww.

doll said...

hmm.....wat a kiss

QMoney said...

dis cracked me up,ironically i had my 1st kiss in my final year in UNI.how boring......

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

eeeww...

so sorry.

But now, I am trying to remember my first kiss...

NIGERIAN CURIOSITY
IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER WHEN I ONLY HAD ONE...

Parrot said...

@buttercup-tanks for the empathy

@doll-am sure urs wasn't much better

@Qmoney-how extremely boring of you

@Solomonsydelle-Dat long-------------------------------------------------

Buttercup said...

hey! just checking on u!