3/27/09

Am soooooooooo H*o*r*n*y

i know its been a long time since i blogged but seriously i need help.
i know my mother did not raise me up to start acting like dis.
evrytime i walk past a fine dude.
i cant help but sigh.
i scope his torso and butt.
am a sucker for a tight bum anyday.
but what gives me concern is dat.
now i go as far as checking out d crotch size.
Am so horny nowadays i can't think straight.
Every romance novel i read leaves me hungry.
every love scene a lesson in wetness.
i just hope its a phase that passes.
because if i act on what my coochie is telling me.
am going to fuck myself blind.
my mother spent too long giving me talks.
and have kept myself for too long to sucumb.
but for now.
am dealing with my groin-searching eyes.
and spending more time in church.
saying dear Lord please wipe all fine boys.
from my vicinity and give my pussy the grace.
to know when to breathe.
and when to clench.

19 comments:

Chari said...

FIRSSSTTTT!!!!


I FEEL YOU!!!!!

Chari said...
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Chari said...

fuck yourself blind ke?

hahahahahahaha!!!!

*clears tears*

hahahahahah!!!! and I tot my own case was bad!!!!

the grace to clench and breathe!!!!LMAOOO!!!!!! hahahahahha!!!

Imma keep coming here for inspiration when I lack the strength to go on...

Beyond said...

heyya!!! pele..... just close your eyes atleast then they will stop searching for groins.....lol

On a serious note...just hang in der.... God will give the grace to keep up!!

mizchif said...

LMAO!!! Eeeeya, pele.
I thought i was the only one.

Just stay in curch u hia, and lets hope only ugly, wowo boys come to church.

Buttercup said...

lmao...seems like the horny bug is going around...nawa o!!!!!!

ochuko said...

The Grace is sufficient!! LMHCAO!!

scribble,me.free said...

solution...find yourself a strapping young man...prefferably one that looks like Tyson Beckford...get him alone in a dark room..

u can handle it from there ;)

Afrobabe said...

hahhahahahhahhahahahahh...came here from the Gemini blog....this is sooooo darn funny...

AnyaPosh said...

LOL at the grace to clench! Hahaha! don't clench anything luv. Just let it breathe & be. No stress...get some toys if everything else fails.

Smaragd said...

hehehe! Chari was ryt

pele.

may God answer ur prayer.

but why does he allow us to feel this way when he knows we are TRYING to be good? it's just not fair!

Naughty Eyes said...

Kai! This is Love Psychotherapy 101. What a relief! Good thing to know that this kind of "phase" is "normal".
Was in a crowded bank recently and the way I was scoping the chicks, I'm glad they couldn't read my mind oh.
Before I left, more that 30 females were mind-pregnant for me!

Parrot said...

@chariboy:- i knew you were going to be first here.kindred soul like you. mayb its d weather?
@beyond:- even when i close my eyes, what do i do with the 4gig memory card in my brain. Am hanging on by the last strand of here down there.
@mizchif:- dd u cum to help pr mock me? u know d rite church is the best dating set..www.believershagchurch.com..am moving from methodist to daystar.
@burracup:- am thinking you are quite familiar with dat bug sista.
@ochuko:- d grace must be sufficient but rite now its on low.
@scribble.me free:- u didnt have to mention tyson beckford you know..am addicted to E cos of that body
@afrobabe:-thanks for laffing ehen.
@anyaposh:- toys will not handle this cobweb,it needs a real ding dong
@smaragd:- he knows am trying oh, God should ve closed it up until we need to use it.
@naughty eyes:- infact your name is apt..my eyes are really naughty rite now..hee haw

wordmerchant said...

has everyone got the horny bug!!!! It sure is going round blogsville....

lol@ "my coochie is telling me.
am going to fuck myself blind"
this is really funny lol!

UnderCover07 said...

Lmao!!! 1st time here.

Lol @ the 4gig memory in ur brain. True talk, even wiv eyes closed human imagine is quite powerful.

When clenching refuses to wrk, U can jst cross ur leg tight...lol...wrks at times.

musco said...

do we all pass thru this phase?

big question-can u really determine d size by mere looking?

u never fail to amaze me!

Adeola said...

Oh Oh,sorry o! Wish I could help, Just pray Harder, God sure hears you or better stiil give in to the temptation but shine your eye o! HIV is real

Buttercup said...

happy easter babe..i hope u've done somn bout this ur state by now??

Tigeress said...

Being horny has nothing to do with momsie raising u me dear. U're just human like the rest of us.

If u're tyring to be good- good luck! :)